Software Smirker Gifts

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Computer Expert

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Fixing the Computer.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

Free and Open Source Software.

Theory of Gravity

"Did you notice the smirk on his face when he said 'enjoy'?"

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

Exit Code

Spyware is easy to see, if you know where to look.

'Is all you can say?' - 'No but that's all I think you'll understand.'

'I program, therefore I am,,,,'

"How bout ya slip a $20 in there for me too.".." (man talking to another about the church offering plate)

Small Business Advisor - Malicious Attack Against Computers.

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.

'I'm sorry, but zoning laws only allows roads made out of lo-cal gravel.'

Interest rate remain at all time low...

"Ahhhh! It's great to be back in the city and to breath it's early morning ninety eight per cent carbon monoxide air."

'In case of an emergency brake.'

'Don't worry, she's just playing hard to text,'

'I'm taking you off three things - breakfast, lunch, and dinner.'

"What's wrong, Joey? You're whistling. You never whistle."

'You know, Pritkin, there's a fine line between a bemused smile and a superior smirk.'

"Why would they say that about me?"

Thank you for putting up with the driver's ranting.