Soda Appreciation Pillows

Holy Coke

'A cheeky red?'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"We won!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

The Alpha Seltzer

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Pasta

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'Well, if nothing else, Brad, your wine selection does prove you have a sense of humor.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Recycling bottle bank.

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Red Wine

Wino Appreciation Group

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

You are simply the Greatest

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"