Soda Tasting Pillows

First There Were Only Two. Then There Was a Third. Trouble Began.

First There Were Only Two. Then There Was a Third. Trouble Began.

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"We won!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

Hotel mini-bar.

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?"

I've been ordering a diet coke here every day for the last year. Do you admit that? Um

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

Energy Drinks

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

'So that's why they use the Dutch flag colours...it's flat!' (Pepsi logo on vending machine)

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

Man out of order like his coffee machine

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.