Soda Tasting T-Shirts

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"We won!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?"

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

Energy Drinks

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

Man out of order like his coffee machine

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'