Drinking Sodas Pillows

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"We won!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

The last song before the party exploded.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

'Don't you have anything larger?'

Spring Water

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

Energy Drinks

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

"And could I have a small diet soda please."

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

Man out of order like his coffee machine

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.