Drinking Sodas Pillows

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"We won!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

The last song before the party exploded.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

I've been ordering a diet coke here every day for the last year. Do you admit that? Um

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

Spring Water

'Don't you have anything larger?'

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

Energy Drinks

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

Psychiatry. Here's your soda --- Would you like a crazy straw?

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

"And could I have a small diet soda please."

Man out of order like his coffee machine

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'