Socratic Sipper Gifts

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"I forget to drink."

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

Liquidity Lunch

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

Velvety. And so was the wine.

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

"Sipsies?"

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'Boozer's Week.'

"There's no secret formula. I basically just pour scotch over ice."

"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?'

Men's Parallel Bars

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'