Sock Sanctuary Owner Gifts

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Missing sock

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

Christmas Socks

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

Why One Sock is Always Missing

Missing Sock

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

"I did the laundry while studying. Unfortunately, my mom can't find the lost socks or my missing assignments."

Nathan Hale has but one egret.