Sock Sanctuary Owner Gifts

Noah of the sock world...

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Missing sock

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

Christmas Socks

"Don't go in there!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

My feet were cold.

Why One Sock is Always Missing

Missing Sock

'So, do you still have feelings for this Hanes person?'

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

"Your father helped me, too."

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

"I did the laundry while studying. Unfortunately, my mom can't find the lost socks or my missing assignments."

Nathan Hale has but one egret.