Societal Insight Seeker Gifts

'Right now I'm between equal opportunities.'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"All the celebrities come here."

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

The United States of Amazement

"Are you blushing?!"

Take a pill so you won't be one.

'So, let's say I had a job, like you, and an education, a family, a nice place to live -- how much different would my life really be?'

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

People want as much government as they deserve.

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

Methuselah attends a job interview.

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

'What's that terrible smell?'

"Sometimes I think I'll never find hate."

Ahah! Now, my son, you�re beginning to understand the law.

Man with "end is near" sign is gone.

I intended to be a bum, but family connections and inherited wealth got in the way.

"Any new proposals?"

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."

"I see you're still fishing for that key piece of data."