Knowledge Seeker On Societal Attitudes Gifts

'Thank GOODNESS we've moved on from the bad old days when people with mental health problems were just labelled 'mad!''

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Squeezing the Free Press.

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Eternal Student.

The Bookworm

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Feel free to take notes."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Historical memory is on life support.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Interdisciplinary studies.

Continuing education.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Do your research!

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"It's such a lovely day!"

'Do you think that's wise?'

Likes: $2.

Press Freedom

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."