Knowledge Seeker On Societal Attitudes Gifts

'Thank GOODNESS we've moved on from the bad old days when people with mental health problems were just labelled 'mad!''

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Squeezing the Free Press.

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Eternal Student.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

The Bookworm

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Feel free to take notes."

Historical memory is on life support.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Interdisciplinary studies.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Continuing education.

Do your research!

'Do you think that's wise?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

Press Freedom

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

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'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'