Societal Insight Seeker Pillows

'Right now I'm between equal opportunities.'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"All the celebrities come here."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

Take a pill so you won't be one.

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

"Are you blushing?!"

The United States of Amazement

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

Frankly, it's too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.

'So, let's say I had a job, like you, and an education, a family, a nice place to live -- how much different would my life really be?'

An epiphany is the sudden realization of essential meaning. An "explanation point"!

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

'Hey - enlighten up!'

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

People want as much government as they deserve.

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

Methuselah attends a job interview.

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

"Sometimes I think I'll never find hate."

"Any new proposals?"

Man with "end is near" sign is gone.

I intended to be a bum, but family connections and inherited wealth got in the way.

'What's that terrible smell?'

Ahah! Now, my son, you�re beginning to understand the law.

'Your eyesight is only 20/400, but your insight is fantastic!'

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."