Insight Seeking Pillows

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

'Hey - enlighten up!'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"All the celebrities come here."

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

"Are you blushing?!"

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

An epiphany is the sudden realization of essential meaning. An "explanation point"!

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

Guru Greg's Soul Repair

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

'The Existential Files.'

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

"Now there's one less conspiracy theorist in the world - or is there?"

Second dates are trickier. They ask the same questions as on the first date, looking for inconsistencies.

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

Methuselah attends a job interview.

Penny for your lack of thoughts.

Lies on social media

'I don't have time to answer individual questions, but you can subscribe to my PODCAST.'

"I'm 'The Drunk Divorced Overweight Chain-Smoking Middle Aged Man.' 'The Wise Man' is on the next peak."

Ahah! Now, my son, you�re beginning to understand the law.

The newspaper that psychics read every morning.

facts used in politics