Socially Introspective T-Shirts

"I'm lonely."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

X-ray Psychology.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Needs to get a life"

'You must heal yourself.'

"Is this who I am?"

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

James decided to stay in that night.

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

Marcel Proust

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

Reflection (with bubbles)

"What if anxiety is hereditary?"

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Wonder if there's something wrong with you? Reality is for us all it's true..."

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

Forming the adolescent personality

Doubt or Certainy

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

Me when by BDD shows up

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

'An alternative to having me psychoanalyze you is to write a book and have the critics do it.'

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"