Internet Introspective T-Shirts

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

X-ray Psychology.

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'You must heal yourself.'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Is this who I am?"

James decided to stay in that night.

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

Marcel Proust

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

Reflection (with bubbles)

"What if anxiety is hereditary?"

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Wonder if there's something wrong with you? Reality is for us all it's true..."

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

Forming the adolescent personality

Doubt or Certainy

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'