Shy Man at Party
Socially Awkward Humorist Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the unique wit of a socially awkward humorist? Our collection offers designs that blend humor, awkwardness, and creativity—perfect for those who turn their social quirks into comedy. Whether it's a mug for those awkward mornings or a t-shirt for casual conversations, find a gift that understands their humor and celebrates their uniqueness.
'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.
"Gee, thanks pal."
"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"
"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"
"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."
Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger
Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.
'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'
'I don't think the employees like me.'
"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."
'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'
"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."
'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'
"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"
"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."
"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"
"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."
Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet
"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."
German School
"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."
Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.
"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"
"What are you doing?"
Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'
Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.
The Ladies Who Lurch.
The Evolution Of Man
I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'
Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.
"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."
'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'
Socially Awkward Humorist Gifts Collection
Socially Awkward Humorist Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for the socially awkward humorist—perfect for adding a splash of personality to their daily coffee routine.
Socially Awkward Humorist Pillows
Check out our pillows that mirror the quirky charm of the socially awkward humorist—an ideal gift to brighten up any space.
Socially Awkward Humorist Prints
Browse our prints featuring the humorous and awkward side of life—fun art for any fan of social quirkiness.
Socially Awkward Humorist T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate the socially awkward humorist’s wit—great for casual outings or cozy days at home.