Socially Aware Storyteller Gifts

"Once upon a time and a half..."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Prejudice/Empathy

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Kirsten Johnson

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

Reading

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

Baby Bear.

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

"This is off our first TikTok."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Mephistopheles

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

"A homeless person ate my homework."

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

Mother Goose Spoilers

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"