Social Situation Navigators Gifts

Evil Pusskins#3

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'Do you take this annoying woman to be your lawful wedded wife?'

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty."

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"Do you, Amanda and John, promise to watch yourselves, mind your Ps and Qs, and generally step on eggshells in this marriage, in order to somehow keep it up and running for as long as possible?"

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

"Thanks for that."

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

"It's not all your fault, some of it is my mother's!"

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

"I don't understand... I've scientifically proven that you were wrong. How can you still be mad at me?"

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

"Once we're all vaccinated, will you still want to spend every waking moment together?"

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

'In defense of forgetting our anniversary, I forgot we're married.'

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

Fourplay.

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