Social Sidewalker Gifts

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Skater dude.

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

Watch for Pedestrians.

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"And that son is what happens when we try to walk forward."

Falling Mountain Climber.

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

'You can speed it up if you want.'

"I'm not ready for a big commitment. Could I just pal around with a sidewalk a little?"

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

Live from Lincoln Center.

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

"I couldn't catch it, but I got the plates."

"Ah...Good morning Sir, we're from the 'couldn't give a toss party."

'That's two bucks, buddy!'

Cull people who use golf umbrellas in a busy high street.

"I met so many friends out jogging, the only thing running was our mouths."

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

'What's that noise?'

'He walks like a man with a porpoise.'

"Would it be considered racially insensitive for me to ask what would be considered racially insensitive?"

The average man in the street.

Buckaroo Rogers

Mom's on Tinder

Speedwalking "This makes all those funny looks I've gotten over the years seem worth it!"

"I feel like the only pole vaulter in here."

Don't panic, casually cross the street...calm down, they're just kids,Christ, that one's huge!