Social Session Seeker Pillows

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I know. I miss him, too."

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

'You have a friend request.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

'Why so stony-faced?'

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

The baseball players psychiatrist.

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

"Are you talking to me?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'Do you think we need more conversation in our relationship?'

Social Networking Explained.

Man to patient on couch: 'I'd like to help, but I'm not a psychiatrist, I'm an upholsterer.'

"Waiter, our son is a tasteless schmuck!"

'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'

Silent Body Language

'And this one for handling tough questions from congress...'

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

Group therapy for the socially retarded.

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

"What do women really want?

"It suddenly occurred to Colin that his online dating relationship may not have been with a human being. . ."

Fear of commitment.

Gambler's Anonymous - "What are the odds on my recovery?"

'Yeah? Well my personal trainer can beat up your personal trainer!'