Session Seeker Pillows

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

If you're happy and you know it...

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

New York Netherworld

Too much monkey business...

Pesky students.

He likes to make work fun

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Children's Entertainer

"Call me!"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"I know. I miss him, too."

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

Elderly People

"Miriam keeps me young."

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"He claims he's teaching me how to catch the frisbee...but I think he just likes doing it!"

Turn Down For What.

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion