Social Plants Advocates Gifts

Even garden plants like to visit.

Politically Correct Snowperson

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

All Natural Nothing

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

SPOONING CACTI

'So much for talking to plants. I distinctly heard it tell me to shut up!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

Heart Disease Menu

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

Inclusive family code in Cuba

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

GM Scarecrow

Musician using horn to water the plants.