Houseplant Advocate Gifts

"We have to keep it very hot in here - it's for the houseplant."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'That plant food really works!'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

Thanks

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Money Plant.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Watering Flowers

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

SPOONING CACTI

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Plus $600 for delivery."