Plant Survivalists Gifts

Dead House Plant

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Arf! Arf!'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

The Velvet Mesquite

Desert Island Mishap

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"We've got a problem."

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'