Social Movement Strategist Gifts

'He doesn't believe in people power.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The president's men

The International and May Day Terrorism

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"#Win!"

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"What was I thinking?!"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Tariff Wars

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

The Greek Trampoline

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

Technology and Love

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'