Socio-political Strategist Gifts

Europe Heading Towards Disaster

The president's men

"What was I thinking?!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

The economy.

Tariff Wars

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

The Greek Trampoline

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

We Used to Build Things

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Vladimir Putin.

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

Impotent Democracy

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

Euro Bait

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris