Social Change Strategist Gifts

Violence misunderstood.

Capitalism and the Earth

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

Rent-a-car! We pick you up

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"I still have a dream."

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

Blind Justice with Missiles instead of Scales.

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

Black Crayon

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'I have a twitter account to slag off my facebook friends and I use facebook to insult my followers on twitter.'

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

Build Back Better? When?

Karl Marx

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

Jeremy Bentham

'They're not our 'profits,' Mike. We like to think of them as the organic by-products of non-toxic capitalism!'

'Oh hey Rhonda, whatcha doin?'

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

Cartoonist Pencil

Political Debates.