Social Media Wanderer Pillows

"No now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"Wow, she's pretty damn cute! I like where this is going!"

Doomscrolling

"I'm succumbing to my facebook group mentality."

Quick look at Instagram...

Beware of the blog.

Message in a Bottle.

My gran's on facebook!

Mobile

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Cellphone Islands

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Digital Fomo!

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Ice shelfie.

Trick or Tweet

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."