Social Media Strategists Gifts

"The great resignation is being fueled by the desire to brag about quitting one's job on LinkedIn."

Trump Musk interview

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

"I told you we need the internet. We can't organize a revolution with sticky notes!"

"Once we corroborate your impressive resume with your social media persona, we'll get in touch."

"I figure if I 'friend' Trump on social media, he'll pardon me too."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Welcome to the future"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Lynching on social media

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

CEO with SEO

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"You know, there are other emojis."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Likes: $2.

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Superheroes take a selfie

Press Freedom

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"#Win!"

Networking

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The Proust of Twitter