"You're not old enough for Twitter until you stop peeping."
Social Media Newbie Pillows
Add a splash of personality to their space with a playful pillow that champions their social media adventures. It’s a cozy reminder of their new digital chapter.
"Hey everybody! Cruz finally got his first friend request!"
"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"
"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "
21st century water cooler conversations.
'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'
'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'
'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'
'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'
Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.
"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."
I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?
"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."
"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."
Digital Fomo!
"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."
'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'
"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."
"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."
Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.
"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"
Obsession with the Internet.
City Marathon.
"Did you get my tweet?"
"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."
Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.
Ice shelfie.
"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."
Trick or Tweet
I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!
How logos change over time.
"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."
"She looks just like in your photos."
"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."
tRUMp, Pirate President
Social Media Newbie Pillows Collection
Social Media Newbie Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for social media newbies—quirky designs that make every coffee break a moment to celebrate their new online start.
Social Media Newbie Prints
Capture their social media journey with vibrant prints that celebrate their online debut—ideal for sprucing up their digital workspace or living area.
Social Media Newbie T-Shirts
Find playful t-shirts that speak to the social media novice—great for casual outings or a relaxed day at home as they navigate their new online world.