Social Media Chef Pillows

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Likes: $2.

"#Win!"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Granny with balanced pie chart

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Technology and Love

Tzatzikicicle

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

Like.

Alphabet soup

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"I see you had the foresight to like us on facebook."

The Web is mightier than the sword.

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

Spatula Conductor

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."