Social Media Chef Mugs

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Likes: $2.

"#Win!"

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

Granny with balanced pie chart

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Technology and Love

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

Tzatzikicicle

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Like.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Alphabet soup

The Web is mightier than the sword.

"I see you had the foresight to like us on facebook."

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

Spatula Conductor

"I'm worried about my leadership ability. None of the board members follow me on Twitter."