Pop Culture Chef Mugs

'These celebrity cookbooks are getting ridiculous.'

Night of the Latkes

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Keith Floyd.

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

How I met your mother

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

Alphabet soup

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"Well, he's a celebrity chef and the celebreties love his cooking."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'