Comedy Chefs Mugs

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Night of the Latkes

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

'I think I'll go home and eat'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Anybody for breakfast?'

'No creamed peas for me today!'

'Needs more kale.'

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Bake off: Flan B

Alphabet soup

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Three Pigs.

10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes

The Fault of the Fowl

"...and the King Cholesterol Meal comes with a side order of CPR."

"Oh -- just scrape it off."

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'