Comedy Chefs Gifts

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Night of the Latkes

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"The waiter said he wouldn't recommend the octopus, so what do you order? The octopus."

'Anybody for breakfast?'

'Needs more kale.'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Alphabet soup

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

Bake off: Flan B

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes

"Oh -- just scrape it off."

"...and the King Cholesterol Meal comes with a side order of CPR."

Three Pigs.

The Fault of the Fowl

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'