Pop Culture Chef Pillows

Night of the Latkes

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

How I met your mother

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

Alphabet soup

"Well, he's a celebrity chef and the celebreties love his cooking."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'