Social Intelligence Pillows

"He'll see you now, but I should warn you � he secretly despises you."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Glance Exchange

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Online Dating

Prejudice/Empathy

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

"#BeCurious"

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

Victorian Selfie

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

The power of the brain

Graph to find your IQ

How to Do Small Talk??!!

Bee Chess

CIA. Office of Disinformation. Please Use Other Door.

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'