Social Intelligence Mugs

"He'll see you now, but I should warn you � he secretly despises you."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Glance Exchange

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Prejudice/Empathy

Online Dating

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"#BeCurious"

Victorian Selfie

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

The power of the brain

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

How to Do Small Talk??!!

Bee Chess

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