Social Image Pillows

"There's nothing wrong with the leg, I just want the neighbours to think I've been skiing..."

Prejudice/Empathy

"Nice haircut."

"What does she have that I don't?"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

Polio - The Comeback Kid

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

TV-Mirror.

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

'Cosmetic surgery.'

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

Cartoon Panel Discussion

The back of the Taj Mahal.

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

'I know they're just kids...but seriously, do I to go and get need my anti-stab vest?'

"Stock photo, right?"

'Casper just lost twenty seven and a half pounds, but his head is just as fat as ever.'

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"

'Admit it, Henry, you only love me for my hair.'

Six feet and a smile

'He wants to look slightly mysterious and menacing.'

"I'm trying to find that perfect piece of art that will make me think I know something about art."

'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.'