Social Image Strategist Pillows

"I don't mind making mistakes as long as no one else knows any better!"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Likes: $2.

"#Win!"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

Technology and Love

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

TV Situations vacant.

The Web is mightier than the sword.

"I see you had the foresight to like us on facebook."

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'