"I don't mind making mistakes as long as no one else knows any better!"
Social Image Strategist Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for your social image strategist? Explore our thoughtfully designed items that blend humor and creativity, perfect for someone who crafts captivating online personas. From mugs to prints, give them a gift that inspires and delights, reflecting their talent for boosting brand visibility and engagement with a dash of wit.
"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."
Likes: $2.
"#Win!"
"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"
"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"
'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'
"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."
"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"
'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'
'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'
From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor
"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."
Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'
Technology and Love
"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."
"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."
"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"
"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."
'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'
"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."
"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."
"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."
"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."
Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.
'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'
TV Situations vacant.
"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"
'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'
'Have your people facebook my people.'
The Web is mightier than the sword.
"I see you had the foresight to like us on facebook."
"See! Thousands of new listeners."
Social Image Strategist Gifts Collection
Social Image Strategist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating social media strategists—perfect for their morning coffee or planning the next big digital campaign.
Social Image Strategist Pillows
Find comfortable, witty pillows that add a touch of personality to the workspace of your social media strategist.
Social Image Strategist Prints
Browse our prints featuring clever designs for social image strategists to inspire their creative digital journey.
Social Image Strategist T-Shirts
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