Social Image Mugs

"There's nothing wrong with the leg, I just want the neighbours to think I've been skiing..."

Prejudice/Empathy

"Nice haircut."

"What does she have that I don't?"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

Polio - The Comeback Kid

'Cosmetic surgery.'

TV-Mirror.

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

"Stock photo, right?"

'Casper just lost twenty seven and a half pounds, but his head is just as fat as ever.'

'I know they're just kids...but seriously, do I to go and get need my anti-stab vest?'

"It's my self-portrait. Obviously."

The back of the Taj Mahal.

Cartoon Panel Discussion

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"

How people who have plastic surgery see themselves...

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"

'Admit it, Henry, you only love me for my hair.'

"We need to think about raising your profile ..."

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

Six feet and a smile