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'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'A cheeky red?'

Party Animals.

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

Beach Barbecue

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Yummy Mummies

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

Liquidity Lunch

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"Who do you think you're fooling, Henry, smelling the cork and tasting the wine? The only wine you ever buy comes in a box!"

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"Sipsies?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

Lady having her hair dyed

Men's Parallel Bars

The Icebreaker

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

"Right now I'm enjoying that brief period between having just lost weight and putting it back on."

'Are you a good mixer?'

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.