Optimistic Griller T-Shirts

'Scientists predict cold, wet summer.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Barbeque Casualty.

Six Thinking Hats

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Come and get it!'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Family Barbecue

Flower growing from a bomb.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

Dog BBQ

Just Because it's Tuesday

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

Coronovirus dreams

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

"We're luckier than most people..."

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

"Breast or wing?" (Phoenix rising from barbecue).

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"

Barbecue in the snow.

'Looks like it's going to be a nice day!'