Optimistic Griller Pillows

'Scientists predict cold, wet summer.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Barbeque Casualty.

Six Thinking Hats

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Come and get it!'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

Licensed to grill.

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Flower growing from a bomb.

Family Barbecue

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

"We're luckier than most people..."

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

Just Because it's Tuesday

Dog BBQ

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

Coronovirus dreams

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

"Breast or wing?" (Phoenix rising from barbecue).

Barbecue in the snow.

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"