Social Griller Prints

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'A cheeky red?'

Party Animals.

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Beach Barbecue

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Yummy Mummies

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

Liquidity Lunch

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"Sipsies?"

"Who do you think you're fooling, Henry, smelling the cork and tasting the wine? The only wine you ever buy comes in a box!"

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'Are you a good mixer?'

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

Lady having her hair dyed

The Icebreaker

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

Men's Parallel Bars

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

"Right now I'm enjoying that brief period between having just lost weight and putting it back on."

'Now you can surf and turf.'