Social Graces Guru Pillows

'Can I call you back? I've got a dinner to go to.'

Cat Reunion

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Thank you bubbles

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Complete Makeover

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"'Host' and Cheese?"

The Ekert Saga: 'Let's put it this way...can you imagine how the world would be if everyone actually practiced hat they preach about following the 'golden rule'?

"I know - it takes skill to sneak a peek at their tiny tags when you can't remember their names."

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

"I wish you hadn't ask Bill how business was."

"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"

"Can I just leave a small tip?"

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

Honey badger do care.

Give Thanks.

"But if I don't know the corporate values then I'm not accountable to them."

Charity mugger

Ballerina and the light switch.

Every Day is a Gift

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."

'Don't worry, he always feigns death when it comes to tipping.'

I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'.

"I have the smokey eyes look. Can the doctor still give me an eye exam?"

Al's Diner. No Tipping (wink, wink).

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."