Graceful Guru Pillows

Ballerina and the light switch.

Kneeling

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Cat Reunion

Thank you bubbles

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Sculptor's chippings

Complete Makeover

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

Walking on Water

"Can I just leave a small tip?"

"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

Honey badger do care.

Give Thanks.

Charity mugger

Every Day is a Gift

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."

'Don't worry, he always feigns death when it comes to tipping.'

'Today's sermon is on the Gospel according to old Saint Matt....'

"I have the smokey eyes look. Can the doctor still give me an eye exam?"

I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'.

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

Al's Diner. No Tipping (wink, wink).

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."