
'I always give up my seat for a lady!'
Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone who appreciates the nuances of social etiquette? Our collection combines wit, charm, and a touch of humor to celebrate sophisticated manners. Perfect for those who value civility and enjoy standing out with a sprinkle of class, these products make a delightful surprise for etiquette aficionados who love to keep their social game polished and witty.
'I always give up my seat for a lady!'
"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."
"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"
"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."
'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'
"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"
"A gentleman would offer his seat."
"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."
"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."
Let's shake on it.
"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."
"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."
"Are you busy or are you at work?"
Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing
'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'
"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."
'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'
Pardon me, I think you dropped this. Ivy League Football Is Different.
Illustration for 'Eleanor's Victory' by Miss Braddon, scene 2.
'I certainly phoned SOMEBODY and said, honey, I'm bringing home a guest for dinner!'
"Let's change that to 'Please be seated'."
"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"
Man in elevator looking at sign that says 'Stare Here.'
"Let's try that again with a 'please' and 'thank you.'"
"How much do you tip your genie?"
Tip responsibly
"Eye contact is good, but eye contact without blinking is not."
Courtesy Wave
A vampire preferring to use a napkin when sucking blood.
Widow advising a man that men often owe their success to the beauty and social charm of their wife.
"Thank you for the lovely dinner, Perry. Would you like to come in for a stool softener?"
"Have you come far?"
"Thanks for the unexpected lift. You can drop me off here. Or here. Or here. Or here."
A guest departing a party.
"I forgot my phone."
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