Social Distance Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for the social distance philosopher? Explore our collection of witty and wise items that embrace the art of personal space and the joys of reflection during these times. Whether for a friend who loves contemplative humor or a loved one navigating social boundaries, our curated products blend insight with a dash of wit to brighten their day.

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Prisoners of Covid.

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Distance to avoid contagion

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'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?' mockup

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

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Do what you can to flatten the curve mockup

Do what you can to flatten the curve

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"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life." mockup

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

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'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.' mockup

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

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"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society" mockup

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

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'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.' mockup

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

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Social Distancing and TV Interviews mockup

Social Distancing and TV Interviews

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'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

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"You're not distancing."

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"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask." mockup

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

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The Ekert Saga: '...without pettiness, feah and greed, we wouldn't need lawyahs, news media or even a government...and megaconglomecorp owns and operates all of it...and, no, I don't know how you apply fah a job theah.'

The Ekert Saga: '...without pettiness, feah and greed, we wouldn't need lawyahs, news media or even a government...and megaconglomecorp owns and operates all of it...and, no, I don't know how you apply fah a job theah.'

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"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing." mockup

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."

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Love people...not things.

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'Quiet desperation -- that's the best kind.'

'Quiet desperation -- that's the best kind.' mockup

'Quiet desperation -- that's the best kind.'

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Stay at Home, Save Lives, Coronavirus. mockup

Stay at Home, Save Lives, Coronavirus.

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"The universal remote. That's how God rules the universe."

"The universal remote. That's how God rules the universe." mockup

"The universal remote. That's how God rules the universe."

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"I never thought I'd say this, but I kind of miss strangers coming up and touching my belly."

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kind of miss strangers coming up and touching my belly." mockup

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kind of miss strangers coming up and touching my belly."

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Pick Your Own

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"They were, sitting around the dinner table, knocking off a bottle of Côtes-du-Rhône and blathering about the Middle East – you've never heard such shallow, simplistic reasoning in your life – and one of them turns to me and says, "And what do you think, Barney? What do you think we should do?' and all I could come up with was 'Woof'. I felt like such an ass."

"They were, sitting around the dinner table, knocking off a bottle of Côtes-du-Rhône and blathering about the Middle East – you've never heard such shallow, simplistic reasoning in your life – and one of them turns to me and says, "And what do you think, Barney? What do you think we should do?' and all I could come up with was 'Woof'. I felt like such an ass."

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'...But enough about me - what are your philosophical underpinnings?'

'...But enough about me - what are your philosophical underpinnings?' mockup

'...But enough about me - what are your philosophical underpinnings?'

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"Just saying, I feel your social-distancing guidelines could lighten up a bit."

"Just saying, I feel your social-distancing guidelines could lighten up a bit." mockup

"Just saying, I feel your social-distancing guidelines could lighten up a bit."

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Fellow Man

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"The thing that troubles me the most is the disparity between the have-nots like me and the barely-have -anythings like you."

"The thing that troubles me the most is the disparity between the have-nots like me and the barely-have -anythings like you." mockup

"The thing that troubles me the most is the disparity between the have-nots like me and the barely-have -anythings like you."

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The nearness of you.

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Lover's Leap 2020

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Rapunzel In covid-19 times

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New Normal People

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'Sure, but what if the melting pot boils OVER?'

'Sure, but what if the melting pot boils OVER?' mockup

'Sure, but what if the melting pot boils OVER?'

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Social Distance Philosopher Gifts Collection

Social Distance Philosopher Mugs

Explore our range of mugs that speak to the social distance philosopher in your life—witty, wise, and sure to spark a smile with every sip.

Social Distance Philosopher Pillows

Find pillows that echo the humor and wisdom of the social distance philosopher—ideal for cozy corners filled with reflection and wit.

Social Distance Philosopher Prints

Browse our art prints that celebrate the social distance philosopher—thought-provoking designs to inspire and amuse in any room.

Social Distance Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover T-shirts for the social distance philosopher—comfortable, clever, and perfect for making a subtle statement about personal space and thoughtfulness.