Prisoners of Covid.
Social Distance Philosopher T-Shirts
Wear your wisdom with our social distance philosopher T-shirts. Perfect for those who champion thoughtful boundaries, these shirts combine comfort with a clever nod to social distancing and philosophical musings.
Distance to avoid contagion
'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'
Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.
Do what you can to flatten the curve
"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."
'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'
"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"
The Prisoner's Dilemma
The First Zoom Thanksgiving
'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'
Social Distancing and TV Interviews
'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'
"You're not distancing."
"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."
"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."
The Ekert Saga: '...without pettiness, feah and greed, we wouldn't need lawyahs, news media or even a government...and megaconglomecorp owns and operates all of it...and, no, I don't know how you apply fah a job theah.'
"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."
A couple breaks the two metre rule
"The universal remote. That's how God rules the universe."
Stay at Home, Save Lives, Coronavirus.
"I never thought I'd say this, but I kind of miss strangers coming up and touching my belly."
'Quiet desperation -- that's the best kind.'
Pick Your Own
Love people...not things.
"They were, sitting around the dinner table, knocking off a bottle of Côtes-du-Rhône and blathering about the Middle East – you've never heard such shallow, simplistic reasoning in your life – and one of them turns to me and says, "And what do you think, Barney? What do you think we should do?' and all I could come up with was 'Woof'. I felt like such an ass."
'...But enough about me - what are your philosophical underpinnings?'
"Just saying, I feel your social-distancing guidelines could lighten up a bit."
'Sure, but what if the melting pot boils OVER?'
New Normal People
Rapunzel In covid-19 times
Lover's Leap 2020
The nearness of you.
Fellow Man
Few people are flying these days, but we can still say many things are up in the air right now.
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