"For a start, your social-distancing skills suck!"
Social Distance Satirist Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone with a sharp wit about social distancing? Our collection offers clever and funny items that poke fun at the ongoing trend of keeping apart. Ideal for those who enjoy satire and humor, these products add a humorous touch to the new normal and make a memorable gift for friends or colleagues with a knack for comedy.
Covid Travels
Rapunzel In covid-19 times
Lover's Leap 2020
The nearness of you.
"Whoa! Well excuse me - some of us are still social distancing!"
Social Distance Beggar
The Proust of Twitter
I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.
"Yes, one is a dog."
'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'
Fist Bumper Cars
The prying mantis,
"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"
Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.
'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'
Horse statue throws off rider.
Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.
Department of No One Could Have Anticipated
"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."
"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"
"Fact amnesty"
'Twitter for goldfish.'
"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."
Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.
Social media and censorship...
"We cancelled Netfix for this?"
"I'm after the history section."
Merry Christmas
Inhospitality tent.
"God help us, it's that guy."
"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."
"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."
Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room
New hyper-realistic Star Trek
Social Distance Satirist Gifts Collection
Social Distance Satirist Mugs
Discover more witty mugs for the social distance satirist—perfect for adding humor to your morning routine or as a light-hearted gift.
Social Distance Satirist Pillows
Check out our humorous pillows with social distancing themes—bring comfort and comedy to your living space.
Social Distance Satirist Prints
Browse our satirical prints about social distancing—ideal for adding a humorous edge to your home or office decor.
Social Distance Satirist T-Shirts
Explore our collection of funny t-shirts featuring social distancing satire—great for casual wear and making a humorous statement.